Contemplation of Inanimate Objects - The Couch Lyrics - David Conlin
Crouching low against the wall,
between the bedroom and the hall,
so proud of its position,
(rarely in mint condition)
self-confidently claims:
I have a multitude of names!
Whether I’m an ottoman,
or indeed a plain divan,
chesterfield or davenport,
confident of your import,
sofa, day-bed or settee,
comfort is a guarantee.
Silent witness of our life,
everyday domestic strife,
watching as drama unfolds,
first fumbles of fourteen-year-olds,
heavy petting, no restraint,
reminders of Portnoy's Complaint.
Between the cushions evidence,
of alcohol and late-night snacks,
chewing gum and twenty cents,
ballpoint pens and fast food packs,
cookie crumbs and sticky candy,
a vacuum cleaner comes in handy.
Another day, another twist
I visit my psychiatrist,
and as I lie on his chaise longue,
discovering where life went wrong,
I yearn to be on my settee,
watching sport on the TV.
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ℚ. Who sang the song "Contemplation of Inanimate Objects - The Couch"?
"Contemplation of Inanimate Objects - The Couch" is sung by "David Conlin".
ℚ. Who wrote the lyrics of "Contemplation of Inanimate Objects - The Couch" song?
" David Conlin" has written the lyrics for the song "Contemplation of Inanimate Objects - The Couch".
ℚ.When was the last time lyrics modified for song "Contemplation of Inanimate Objects - The Couch"?
"Contemplation of Inanimate Objects - The Couch" song lyrics was modified on "24 May 2024".
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David Conlin
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Lyrics Updated at: 24 May 2024