The Human Zoo Lyrics - David Conlin
Have you ever stopped to consider
how incredibly wild it would be,
if humans were born with four legs, not two,
and certainly not with three?
A coat of wool and a swishy tail,
a horn or two on your head,
great for running around in the fields,
but uncomfortable in bed.
A snout's ideal for sausage and mash,
sharp teeth for fish and chips,
a trunk for squeezing orange juice,
and getting rid of the pips.
Gills for swimming and wings to fly,
wide jaws like an alligator,
skin as thick as rhinoceros hide,
for living at the Equator.
To see this most peculiar sight,
the animals would queue all night,
fish or fowl, large or small
and come in two by two,
and entry would be free for all,
to visit the Human Zoo.
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FAQ & Knowledge
ℚ. Who sang the song "The Human Zoo"?
"The Human Zoo" is sung by "David Conlin".
ℚ. Who wrote the lyrics of "The Human Zoo" song?
" David Conlin" has written the lyrics for the song "The Human Zoo".
ℚ.When was the last time lyrics modified for song "The Human Zoo"?
"The Human Zoo" song lyrics was modified on "24 May 2024".
About The Human Zoo
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David Conlin
Live Listeners: 120
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Lyrics Updated at: 24 May 2024