WELL HERE WE ARE
I SUSPECT THAT YOU SAW MY [[ADVERTISEMENTS]]
AREN'T THEY WONDERFUL???
YOU WANT A DEAL?!?
WELL YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE MY FRIEND!
LETS GET INTO DETAILS
PLAY "HARD TO GET"
AND I MIGHT JUST SHOW YOU MY SECRET
[[COMMEMORATIVE SALE]]
I'm sorry did I say strings?! I meant the rope of "business" you see!
THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME THE FUTURE I FORSEE
YOU'LL PLAY RIGHT IN MY HANDS
YOU'LL DO WHAT I COMMAND!
I JUST WANT TO BE FREE OF ALL THESE [[SILLY TIES]]
THEY'RE RAPPED AROUND MY THROAT
THE CAUSE OF MY DEMISE
Take it from me, kid you don't want to be like me
thrown out like trash after you're used by an entity
a timeline of misery where all your friends abandon you
after the phone line was cut by the sting of "truth"
I'm making an effort here trying to get through to you I know who you are and I know how you feel I do
don't have to believe me but here: in case you do a key to the palace where all of our dreams come true
*chilling scatting I refuse to put here as lyrics*
WELL HERE I AM!!!
I'M QUITE A SPECTACLE AND IT IS ALL THANKS TO YOU
THE BEST SALESMAN IN ALL OF CYBERWORLD!
SINCE [[1997]]
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A CLUE
LETS CUT THE SMALL TALK
HEAVEN AWAITS FOR ME I'M ABOUT TO BE
[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]
YOU PACK A SERIOUS PUNCH
ALMOST MADE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BUT I'M NOT PLAYING
[[GAMES]] YOU'RE NOW IN MY DOMAIN
I'VE OPENED UP MY HEART
*hysterical laughing*
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME YOURS?!?
*hysterical laughter continues*
GUESS I'LL DO IT MYSELF SINCE I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE
*hysterical laughter gets louder and then suddenly stops*
UP DOWN RIGHT LEFT CHEAT CODES WON'T WORK ON ME
I'VE GONE MAD
INSANE
CRAZY IN THE HEAD YOU SEE
CHAOS IS THE ONLY WAY TO BREAK OUT OF REALITY
ANARCHY IS PRETTY WHEN YOU HAVE NO WAY TO CLEARLY SEE
DOWN UP LEFT RIGHT GO AHEAD AND TAKE A BITE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS IF THE HATTERS SAY
"ITS QUITE ALRIGHT"
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH IF THE LAUGHTER BRINGS YOU SUCH DELIGHT
I WON'T BE LAUGHING MUCH LONGER BUT IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT
*chilling scatting I refuse to put here as lyrics*
Guess I was slightly wrong
Couldn't be free all along
I will accept defeat
Just please remember me
I know you feel it too
the strings are wrapped around you
I hope you can be free but I'm glad I'm not