Well listen my friend as I tell you a story
It affects the life of boys and girls
China's got a problem, a population problem
There's more people here than anywhere else in the world
There's over one billion people in China
We're over one billion large
So a law would be passed, it says one kid per home
For every extra, you'll pay a charge
And it's large
Now there's so folk in China who aren't part of Chinese
But then this law is not one which in impedes
That means if you're from Thaibeth, Thailand or Saint Magnolia
You're welcome to keep a popular bigger
There's over one billion people in China
We're over one billion large
So a law would be passed, it says one kid per home
For every extra, you'll pay a charge
And it's large
One billion people in China
Chinese people
One quarter of the whole world's population lives in China, y'all
That's a lot of folks
What I'm saying is if you had yourself a dollar for every person
Who lives here in China, why, you'll be rich
Real rich!